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Dogslobber

Dogslobber, where a miscellany of pathogens swims in a tide of drool. Welcome to my kennel. You will find no commercial rubbish here. Only free rubbish. Mind where you put your feet.

Latest addition

Fandorin's London: photos of the locations from Boris Akunin's novel Azazel' (The Winter Queen)

Broken Jaw

We present The Broken Jaw, a pictorial record of the Craven Lime Kilns

Spillchucker

Does everything make too much snazzy? Are year repaired to the boss too cognitive, your interoffice memos too lucid, and your laundry lawsuits just too banal for words? Put an end to all tweed wheat Spillchucker. Splicings will sprinkle yuri text witty inspired misspellings and mulberries. C screech available gzipped, zipped and in the raw. Uneasy-beast.

Grrr Mode

Bark, slavvr, wooffle, drool: Grrr-mode is an Emacs minor mode for the cantankerous. Why have Emacs and bark yourself? Warning: language may offend.

Descimg

Get yer <IMG> attributes right, possibly, with descimg, a sort of printf for HTML images

Dogslobber Dogs FAQ

Answers to questions frequently posed by dogs and their owners

Astonishingly bad dog-art

Looky here: how bad can ASCII art be? Probably even worse than it needs to be if you're not using Lynx.

Fretnot

A fret and tangent position calculator for Windows. At least one luthier of my acquaintance still uses this for his luthiery.

Dog Quotations

Dog Quotation Number One

I would know, Sir, the cause of your amazement. For, may not an Englishman walk an English dog upon an English highway?

- Sir Thomas Ludlow, The Espagnol's Companion (1702)

Dog Quotation Number Two

A dog, you say? And how many pigs?

Anon

Dog picture

Bruce tugs his rope toyThis is a picture of a dog with a rope toy. It will bring joy to the hearts of those whose pleasure is to see a dog with a rope toy. There is a small (thumbnail) version to the right, and a bigger version of the same thing

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Speak to me!

Yes, I'm useless. But I'm harmless, and I like a chat. So why not email fnq.onfgneq@dogslobber.demon.co.uk?

Where is the exit?

OK, OK. You can go now. You probably know where you're going, but, if you're at a loss, may I suggest:

Crikey! It's moving! Don't...
This page was drooled on by: patrick@dogslobber.demon.co.uk The Slaverings, Kennilworth, Barkshire

Last slobbered over: Thursday 9 April 2009